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Joke of the Day

"When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated."

"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."

"I bought new sunglasses that blend well with the color of my hair so I won't feel so stupid the next time I lose them on the top of my head"

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"

"What does a drug addict and a child have in common? They both want tablets for Christmas."

"Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A ""PEAR"" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"

"Need an ark? I Noah guy"

"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"