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Joke of the Day
"100 million years ago there were no creationists."
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"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"
"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"
"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5."
"You and my mother are the only women in my life! Said the redneck."
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it."
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"Women's Rights"
"I don't understand why people can't just check their kids at the airport with the rest of their baggage."