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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
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"When the lights start to go out on a Fuddruckers sign it starts to be a game of cussing roulette."
"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."
"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."
"At church, last sunday ..., the preacher said ""Jesus died for your sins"". At that point, a man got up, furious and shouted ""Seriously, man? I was reading that book!"""
"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"
"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"
"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."
"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"
"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"