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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
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"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."
"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."
"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."
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"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""
"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"
"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."
"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."
"What's the difference between my ex and the Titanic? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people."