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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."

"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"

"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"