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Joke of the Day

"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"

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"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""
"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"a man goes to the doctor for an operation to get part of his colon removed. he turns to his doctor and says, so dose this make me a semi colon?"
"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""
"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired."