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Joke of the Day

"Did yoy hear what happened to the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."

"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."

"I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer."

"*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* ""I want to color!"" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ""But daddy-"" DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"If I was one of the seven dwarfs I'd be Nopey."

"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."

"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."

"A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair.. and then a table."

"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"