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Joke of the Day

"Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results..."

"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."

"I'm not saying that girl's a slut... But she has touched more wieners than Heinz ketchup."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" and POOF! He disappeared without a tres."

"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."

"Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun."

"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."

"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"

"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."

"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."