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Joke of the Day
"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."
Next Joke
"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*"
"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"
"What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory? Give it two test-tickles!"
"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."
"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"
"I hurt my shoulder and doctor told me i shouldn't lift anything heavy. So i'm forced to sit down when i pee."
"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"