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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."
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"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
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"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"
"What do you call a deer that likes rain? A rain-deer. I know it's terrible."
"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."
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"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."
"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"
"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."