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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5? ...because 5 8 13!"

"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it."

"My date told me I have nice skin. It's not like he's gonna make a mask out of it right? *nervous laugh*"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ""I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."" The bartender asks, ""Why the big pause?"""