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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"
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"First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] ""I'm a model."""
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
"[dog wedding] [Bride throws bouquet into crowd] [Groom catches it, gives it back to Bride] [Bride throws bouquet again] [Groom catches.."
"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas!"
"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"
"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"
"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."