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Joke of the Day

"The Chemical Formula For Water Teacher: ""What is the chemical formula for water?"" Student: ""HIJKLMNO."" Teacher: ""What are you talking about?"" Student: ""Yesterday you said it's H to O!"""

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"Some guy keeps saying he's going to post a pic of his girlfriend in his next submission to r/Femdom but never delivers OP is a flagellate"

"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."

"I have to wonder why we have ""non-essential"" government employees in the first place."

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"[Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the...""Gross Margin."""

"What's the best part about having sex with twenty-one year old's? There's twenty of them."