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Joke of the Day

"The Chemical Formula For Water Teacher: ""What is the chemical formula for water?"" Student: ""HIJKLMNO."" Teacher: ""What are you talking about?"" Student: ""Yesterday you said it's H to O!"""

"Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city? That's because you don't live in New York City"

"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"

"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"