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Joke of the Day

"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."

"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."

"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."

"I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard."

"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."

"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""

"I almost got raped in jail I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously"

"John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him. He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames."