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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
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"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy."
"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."
"If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."
"Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts and here... it hurts and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!"
"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"