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Joke of the Day

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."

"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""

"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."

"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."

"I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. I usually ask those Mendeleev."

"I'm deleting some dumb tweets. I need all your passwords please."

"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"5yo: I dreamt I ate your brownie. Me: Wait, what happened to my brownie?? 5: Dreams come true."