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Joke of the Day

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

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"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"
"My wife came into my room at the ER and started unplugging stuff and flipping switches until she realized that I had just sprained my ankle."
"Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks? The riverbank."
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"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""