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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."

"Women's rights. want to laf again? **WOMYNS RITES!!!** el oh el"

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"

"I couldn't get an erection while having sex with my wife... So I took her to a nice dinner. There was no hard-feelings."

"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Dreaming you're peeing can be a very dangerous dream."

"Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling. 2) If correct, enjoy."

"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."

"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."