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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"

"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"

"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"

"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."

"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Nevermind; it's actually a really obscure number you've probably never heard of it."

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone ""THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!"" Thank you in advance."

"I never want to have a threesome, If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."