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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"
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"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."
"If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, where do you bury the survivors? you dont bury survivors"
"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."
"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"Why did the gamer start working out? He wanted to finally get respecced."
"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.."
"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it."