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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"
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"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"
"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy"
"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"
"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."
"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""