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Joke of the Day

"The titanic hits an iceburg and the captain says... ''I NOMINATE ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE''"

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."

"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""

"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."

"Why can't Jesus play Football? He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal"

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."

"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."

"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."