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Joke of the Day

"""You a cop?"" UNDERCOVER COP: No. ""So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?"" UC: *sweats profusely*"

"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."

"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"

"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades"

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."

"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."