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Joke of the Day

"""You a cop?"" UNDERCOVER COP: No. ""So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?"" UC: *sweats profusely*"

"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."

"I tripped on a ""slippery when wet"" sign today. I was floored by the irony."

"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."

"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"

"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."

"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"