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Joke of the Day

"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."

"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"

"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."

"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can't Breathe Without You to I'll Choke You Out In Public."

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""

"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"

"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"