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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of politically similar crows? A cawcus"
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"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."
"*clicks on article abt miley cyruses tongue bein so white* this is the shit. the good shit which i crave in a infinite universe of mystery"
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"Two protons walk into a black hole..."
"It's the cheese police, you're under arrest. Looks like you've been keeping all your cheddar... In a Swiss bank account."
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."