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Joke of the Day

"What OS does an atheist run on their computer? Fedora. [For Linux n00bs](https://getfedora.org/)"

"A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it."

"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."

"I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I have dos eggies"

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."

"2 yr old just made me wish I was 2 again: ""I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand"""

"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up."

"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."