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Joke of the Day
"If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter"
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"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
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"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."
"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
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"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"I measure how hard I'm working by whether I feel compelled to close my eyes and nap while sitting on the toilet."