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Joke of the Day
"What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee"
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"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."
"Funeral Emily died last week after she fell in the lake. It's a shame she never learned how to swim. We brought a life preserver to her funeral. It's what she would have wanted."
"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."
"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."
"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"
"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"
"If your bio says ""Producer, entrepreneur, DJ, & businessman"" I'm assuming you misspelled ""Lives with Mom, works at McDonalds."""
"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."