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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A twig."
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"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"
"""They dared me to"" is always a valid excuse."
"I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?"
"My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of ""Mommy!"" 5 minutes of ""Mommy?"" Said ""Daddy?"" one time & my wife said, ""You should go check on her""."
"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."
"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"