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Joke of the Day

"What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm"

"How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding? ""Mon, soon."""

"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."

"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."

"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."

"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."

"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."

"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"

"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"