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Joke of the Day
"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""
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"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"I've got my fingers in many pies Which is why I lost my job as a waiter."
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""