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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."
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"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"
"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."
"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."
"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"
"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"
"What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude"
"What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business? A Pte-redact-yl"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"