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Joke of the Day

"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"

"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."

"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""

"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."

"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."