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Joke of the Day

"We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious."

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"

"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"

"So I met this gorgeous girl... ...and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself ""Hey, wait a minute!"""

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."