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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."

"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."

"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"

"I took a shop class in high school... It didn't make me a better salesman, but I did learn how to build a franchise in a way I didn't anticipate."

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."

"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."