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Joke of the Day

"Two ninjas walk into a bar. They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"

"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."

"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."

"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"