110776

Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"

"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."

"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."

"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? They like 50% off everything"