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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."

"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."

"Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states."

"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."

"Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones"

"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"

"Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory."

"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I've just got beer."