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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep."

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"IT'S A BIRD! NO, ITS A PLANE! HOLY SHIT it's Dave!"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird"

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"

"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."