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Joke of the Day
"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"
Next Joke
"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
"Did you hear about the man who fell into the lens making machine? He made a spectacle of himself."
"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"
"I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita."
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"
"A router goes into a doctor's office and says, ""It hurts when IP."""
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"