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Joke of the Day

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"

"Why are valley girls so odd? They can't even."

"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. #dontrequestme"