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Joke of the Day

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."

"How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in."

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip-off"

"Most people don't act stupid it's the real thing."

"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""

"What do you call a bicycle with no seat? A real pain in the ass."