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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."

"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Don't know they're just a bit shady."

"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"

"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."