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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Don't know they're just a bit shady."
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"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."
"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"
"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"
"What do you call a fear of big boobs... HerRackNaphobia"
"What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, but it gave up a little whine."
"What is black, heavy, and can't swim? A grand piano."