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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Don't know they're just a bit shady."
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"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."
"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."
"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."
"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."
"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."
"That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard."
"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"