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Joke of the Day
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."
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"What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons."
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"
"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"
"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."
"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"
"Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game"
"What's your best one-liner?"
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""