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Joke of the Day

"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."

"TIL I'm genetically predisposed to love heroin It's in my blood"

"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"

"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."

"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."

"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."

"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."

"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."