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Joke of the Day

"Me: I LOVE Pokemon Go! Him: Are you just collecting caterpillars and putting them in your purse?! Me:"

"Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups."

"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."

"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"An alcoholic, a pedophile and a Catholic priest walk in to a bar and the bartender says... [""Oh, Father O'Bannon, you're alone tonight?""](/spoiler)"

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"

"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."

"With a bit of practice I could be an excellent snooker player... But I dont have the balls and my pockets aren't that deep"

"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"