80349

Joke of the Day

"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"

"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."

"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."

"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"