211997

Joke of the Day

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."

"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""

"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"

"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."

"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's legs."

"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."