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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."

"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"

"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"

"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"

"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"