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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."
Next Joke
"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"
"I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time."
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."
"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""
"A Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket ...and says ""some asshole's got my pen"""
"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"
"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."
"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."
"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."