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Joke of the Day

"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."

"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"

"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."

"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."

"*scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* ""She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"""

"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards. I just can't deal with this."

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"He died doing what he loved Making toast in the shower"