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Joke of the Day
"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
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"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."
"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."
"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""
"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane"
"What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line."
"How did Jared lose 150lbs? He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed."
"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."
"My wife has threatened to leave me if I don't give up my obsession with horoscopes. It's too late, it already Taurus apart."