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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"
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"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan."
"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."
"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"