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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody."

"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."

"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch."

"I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world."

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."

"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"