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Joke of the Day
"Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, ""I got you a present!"""
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"Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*"
"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."
"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
"It's hard to sleep with all the girls knocking on my door at night. I eventually had to let them out."
"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"How does a pedophile have a threesome without getting caught? By having sex with a pregnant woman."
"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."